Lessons learned this past week...

Bergen can successfully break into people's houses. Yes, it's true. Tabitha is a clepto and Bergen breaks in. Okay, they DID leave their home unlocked... but still I can't believe when I went outside and called his name over and over again I did NOT expect to see him walking around in the house in front of us! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And for everyone who makes fun of me for not telling my kids the proper names/functions of body parts... here's why I won't be bringing it up again any time soon! :)

When Brooklyn was born, Tally finally asked me how she came out. THE Pivitol moment! what to say? what to say?!?!?!? I asked her if she really wanted to know. That was her clue that she probably didn't want to know... she shyed away for a second and then I wispered it in her ear. She looked mortified. So... now nearly 3 months later we were sitting at the table coloring and Tally says to Bergen

T: Bergen, do you know where babies come out of?

B:no, where?

(I give Tally the WARNING LOOK)

T: well, it's...( and begins to give clues as to where it is...)

B: WHERE???!?!?!!

T: Your Buns!

Bergen: ewe, yuck! (then forgets the conversation and moves on)

T: Yeah, I had nightmares for a week after I found out!

Oh boy...k, no more nightmares for my girl! hahahaha